September 2009
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♥HIMYM ; "Simple!"
Barney: How do you keep a girl from being your girlfriend? Simple! The rules for girls are the same as the rules for gremlins.
Ted: Gremlins?
Barney: Gremlins. Rule number one, never get them wet. In other words, don't let them take a shower at your place. Number two, keep them away from sunlight. I.E. don't ever see them during the day. And rule number three, never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn't sleep over, and you don't have breakfast with her. Ever.
Ted: What about brunch? Is brunch cool?
Barney: No, Ted. Brunch is not cool.
Ted: Ok, new topic. How do I pick a tie?
Barney: Simple! Remember in the movie Predator...
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“I`ve got no plans to be a ballet dancer at the moment.”
– Neil Patrick Harris
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